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happy halloween folks! as you can tell, i am a lifelong godzilla fan. I grew up watching japanese monster movies every sunday with my brother and my dad, eating bomb pops. you learn important lessons from godzilla. For example, in japan they keep tiny women in a wooden box in case they need a giant moth to protect tokyo, and instead of tanks, they fight each other with army men and toy tanks, thus eliminating needless human sacrifice. However, some people are injured each year by stepping on japanese army men. still not as painful as lego.